At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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