I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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