No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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