I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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