i would punch a child for taco bell
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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