It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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