Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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