how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality