So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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