She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
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my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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