I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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