Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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