so that wasnt chicken after all
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
