the new term for farting is butt boxing.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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