You work out of a Hotel?
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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