the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
