Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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