i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
they need to just BURY HIM!
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she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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