he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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