Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
How did I end up in the pool?!
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i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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