its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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