don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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