Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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