im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Randomize
