oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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