whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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