Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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