Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
