so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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