yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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