another moral hangover. fuck.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
The adults are the big ones right?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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