Just mADE A PArabola og urine
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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