They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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