what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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