i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
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You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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