Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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