i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
When are your genitals available?
Randomize