Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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