1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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