forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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