Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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