Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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