singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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