Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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