I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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