yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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