I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Randomize
