doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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