He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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