THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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