he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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