I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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